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Anonymous Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?
truthfacts responded:

officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

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via huntersonahotelbed 2 minutes ago- Wednesday April 23, 2014 at 4:24pm · Like · View Post
memewhore:

"You want me fluff pillow??"

memewhore:

"You want me fluff pillow??"

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via memewhore 4 minutes ago- Wednesday April 23, 2014 at 4:23pm · Like · View Post · High Quality

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

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via ayyowhitegirl 5 minutes ago- Wednesday April 23, 2014 at 4:22pm · Like · View Post

zombres:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

Okay. But let’s talk about Thor for a second. Thor does not get enough love and (Loki forgive me) he is honestly one of the best fucking characters Marvel has. And it’s shown so simply and so beautifully right here. He is so fucking chill about everything. Obviously, he doesn’t live in space, he lives in Asgard. But he knows everyone thinks he’s kinda like an alien, and he just goes along with it because why not? These humans are funny in their lack of understanding, but it’s an endearing kind of funny. Just like in the first movie, where Darcy tells him to smile so she can take a picture of him and he has no fucking clue what she’s doing or what a phone is and it could kill him for all he knows but he just fucking smiles and keeps eating his delicious pancakes because he’s just so chill like that. And if you look at his face in the first gif, it’s very serious and concentrated but the moment Darcy starts talking to him he loosens up and is like “Muscles? Ah, yes I suppose I am quite muscular. Oh, she’s inquiring about Asgard. But she called it space. She seems confused as to my origins, but it’s not of import. I like space, that’s a good name. I shall call it space too.”

And that little head nod he does back to her in the last gif. I’m dead. Deceased. Murdered from Thor cuteness

He’s just.. ugh, Thor doesn’t get enough appreciation. There are so many little things he does that go ignored but no more. His complete adorableness will be appreciated. 

(Source: gloriouslilyevans)

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via must-love-hobbits 12 hours ago- Wednesday April 23, 2014 at 3:46am · Like · View Post
via laughburnscalories 12 hours ago- Wednesday April 23, 2014 at 3:45am · Like · View Post

burglar-baggins:

Quiz time:

What is the second Kingdom Hearts game?

a) Kingdom Hearts 2
b) Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories
c) Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days
d) Kingdom Hearts

(Source: nocturnalmelody)

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via lumpy-space-pabu 12 hours ago- Wednesday April 23, 2014 at 3:44am · Like · View Post

16stolenxpaperthin:

I've learned everything! And I had to learn it on my own.

The moment you realize that Ozai banishing his eldest son was the best thing he could have done for him.

Thanks for 800!

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via must-love-hobbits 12 hours ago- Wednesday April 23, 2014 at 3:43am · Like · View Post
kimiooon:

ok, so I was drawing centaurs, yeah, and then WHAT IF WE REVERSE THE CENTAUR ??

kimiooon:

ok, so I was drawing centaurs, yeah, and then WHAT IF WE REVERSE THE CENTAUR ??

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via aquapsych 12 hours ago- Wednesday April 23, 2014 at 3:37am · Like · View Post · High Quality

Artist: Jason Segel
Track: Everybody hates you

theladypunch:

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#GO SEE A PSYCHIATRIST #I HATE THE PSYCHIATRIST #WELL GO SEE ONE ANY WAY

I sing this. Every. Day. Especially to my cats.

(Source: dancingtilldawn)

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In this post: #jason segel #audio #music #songs #everybody hates you #forgetting sarah marshall
via rogue-queen April 23, 2014 at 3:37am · Like · View Post · 411,047 plays

Artist: Jason Segel
Track: Everybody hates you

theladypunch:

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#GO SEE A PSYCHIATRIST #I HATE THE PSYCHIATRIST #WELL GO SEE ONE ANY WAY

I sing this. Every. Day. Especially to my cats.

(Source: dancingtilldawn)

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via rogue-queen April 23, 2014 at 3:37am · Like · View Post · 411,047 plays

queenelsaofarendelleofficial:

allabitofablur:

I’m impressed by Penny’s argument

can the show just be the three of them

(Source: riddlemetom)

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via rogue-queen 12 hours ago- Wednesday April 23, 2014 at 3:35am · Like · View Post

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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via rogue-queen 12 hours ago- Wednesday April 23, 2014 at 3:34am · Like · View Post

requested by Leo
video here

(Source: buchanian)

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via rogue-queen 12 hours ago- Wednesday April 23, 2014 at 3:33am · Like · View Post

deducecanoe:

Brilliant

(Source: thesmugasexual)

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via rogue-queen 12 hours ago- Wednesday April 23, 2014 at 3:33am · Like · View Post

thegeniusthatistumblr:

storiadiunapiccolaiena:

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

LIBBY COOPER, YOU’RE A STAR

Ahhaahhahahahaahahah

Currently:

(Source: fuckyeahidiotonfacebook)

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In this post: #libby cooper #facebook #facebook cover
via leenypodgers 12 hours ago- Wednesday April 23, 2014 at 3:33am · Like · View Post

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